Twenty Terrible
Tongue Twisters To Try
Shipping sixty-six sipping straws
A shingle slinger can sling short shingles
Wiggly Raymond wants to run around
Lance lion wants less lyin'
She saved six shavers
A green glass gas globe
Slippery Sam swallowed seven swell slabs
Wally will like wild white limes
A big black bug bit a big black bear,
Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets
Three free throws
Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks
Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches
A noisy noise annoys an oyster
Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks
Fat frogs flying past fast
We surely shall see the sun shine soon
Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup
Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos
Limericks
A silly old python named Thad
Found himself feeling quite sad
When he stuck out his tongue
The people would run
Thinking the python is really quite mad.
There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who lived on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene
A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud
Who was frightened and screamed very loud
Then a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter
She sat up in bed and meowed
There was a young lady from Niger,
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
After the ride
She was inside,
And the smile was on the face of the tiger.
There once was a fellow named Matt
Who had an extremely large cat
When it chased a mouse
It shook the whole house
So Matt got rid of the cat.
A dinosaur stomped into a mall
where people are tiny and small
Now why did you think
I was really extinct
the dinosaur roared with a drawl.
There was a young man from the city,
Who saw what he thought was a kitty.
To make sure of that
He gave it a pat.
They buried his clothes; what a pity.
